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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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What is Unrecord really doing that’s special? It just looks super realistic; which is mostly due to Unreal 5 and these hyper-realistic graphics were shown in other tech demos like The Matrix city or the Japanese train station demos.

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I can do that with a cheap piece of shit novelty toy I got in high school and it doesn’t have to be surgically installed into my brain; it’s just a hat.

What game do you recommend someone who likes the mechanics but not the setting of Baldur's Gate 3?

I saw people going on about how great BG3 is on this site, so I thought I’d check out a let’s play to see what all the fuss was about. I immediately fell in love with the graphics and the mechanics, such as the classes, races, spells, dice etc, but I disliked the emphasis on gore/horror in the game, and I know I wouldn’t...

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Fallout 1, 2 and Tactics.

Shadowrun Returns.

Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader.

XCOM.

This does only assume by setting you mean “fantasy.” If you just mean Forgotten Realms, there are tons of fantasy turn based tactical RPGs. Owlcat has a bunch of good shit like Kingmaker and Wrath of the Righteous.

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Or like a UMD or mini disc? Still have to insert it into something to read and write, but the discs themselves are enclosed and protected unlike CDs and DVDs and Blu-ray. Basically they’re floppy disks, but instead of magnetic tape inside the shell, it’s an optical disc.

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Only Christian men. Go on and keep temping atheists and Jews and Muslims and agnostics and Buddhists and Shinto, and…

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It’s funny to think about people being trapped in a holodeck program that’s gone berserk and, like, they have to try and find each other in the hologram but can’t even though they aren’t more than 10 feet away.

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No, it’s Lwaxana Troi.

Kolanaki,
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The same way the water does; by causing shorts.

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It’s not necessarily the rice itself doing anything, but dirt and particulates on the rice which are conductive and small enough to get inside the device.

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Water will dry; dirt and shit won’t evaporate if it gets inside the device.

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Even the most popular games only ever really have a few hundreds of thousands of players on at any given time. I’ve never once seen a game that has managed to keep the concurrent player count at or over a million for more than a single day.

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Ya got me. It was over a million twice and not just once.

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It’s not like it would be good anyway.

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Are you referring to the chemical or the wrestling move?

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It could be. What if people started DDT’ing endangered species?

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When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.

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GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE

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Er… Yeah I totally misunderstood. I wasn’t thinking about using the PSVR2 on a PC, but using PCVR HMDs on the PS5. 🤦‍♂️

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Maybe if you hadn’t been a condescending jackass in your first comment, he wouldn’t be angry at you. You didn’t just give a reason to hate AT&T; you made some unwarranted remarks about what you perceived the OP to think and were speaking down to them.

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Who the hell is the random psycho just chilling with the main characters? Did they just add the dude from the game covers to the main cast like he’s actually a character?

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DLC for which of the games?

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Sometimes they say funny things involving dicks or poop. Or both at once like that time a dude named some monsters “boner farts.” I laugh.

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